People I Hate: Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler is a bitch.

There I said it and really, it needed to be said. Because of his stupid ugly face and intolerable haircut, I bet lots of people talk about how they'd "kick that douche in the nuts", but really, if I ever saw Jay Cutler, honestly, I would kick him in the face.

See the above picture? That's the google image result for "Jay Cutler is a douche". Try it if you don't believe me. If you do a regular google search of "Jay Cutler is a douche", you get 10,300 results. That's because everyone hates Jay Cutler, except faggy Bears fans who refuse to believe they gave the house to get a total turd. I'd rather have Kyle "Neckbeard" Orton than Jay Cutler. Actually I'd rather have Randy Orton as my QB than Jay Cutler.

I remember the days when quarterbacks ate lightning and shit thunder. Now, all because new Bronco's coach Josh McDaniels didn't invite Jay to his birthday party, well that made Jay real unhappylike, so he started crying. If Joe Montana was around, odds are he would kick Jay Cutler in the face too.

Jay Cutler went to Vanderbilt. You know who else went to Vanderbilt? Al fucking Gore. That's not a coincidence.

In short, fuck Jay Cutler.

Tonight's FishBear Scenario

1 of 2 things can happen in tonight's FishBear March Madness event:

If North Carolina wins, Neil gets 6 points and will top the 72 points of Nick Capron and Donny Heidelberg, winning the pool.

If Michigan State wins, either Donny Heidelberg or Nick Capron will win, depending on who got closest to the amount of total points scored in the championship game. Donny's score total was 135; Nick's is 134.

Hunter Covert actually picked Michigan State but is too far behind in points to win even if the Spartans take the title.

Stay tuned.

Final Four results

FishBear - 0 points
Benton Ricci - 0 points
Kevin Endejan - 0 points
Donny Heidelberg - 0 points
John Darby - 0 points
John Whitely - 0 points
Nick Capron - 0 points
Mrs. FishBear - 0 points
Drew Ferrari - 0 points
Neil Comisioneru - 5 points
Hunter Covert - 5 points


FishBear
Louisville over Memphis-wrong
Pitt over Oklahoma-wrong

Benton Ricci
Louisville over UConn-wrong
Villanova over Gonzaga-wrong

Kevin Endejan
Louisville over Uconn-wrong
Pitt over Oklahoma-wrong

Donny Heidelberg
Louisville over Memphis-wrong
Villanova over North Carolina-wrong

John Darby
Memphis over Louisville-wrong
Pitt over North Carolina-wrong

John Whitely
Memphis over West Virginia-wrong
Pitt over North Carolina-wrong

Nick Capron
Louisville over Memphis-wrong
Pitt over North Carolina-wrong

Mrs. FishBear
Memphis over Louisville-wrong
Pitt over North Carolina-wrong

Drew Ferrari
Memphis over Wake Forest-wrong
Pitt over Gonzaga-wrong

Neil Comisneru
Memphis over Wake Forest-wrong
North Carolina over Pitt-correct

Hunter Covert
Michigan State over Marquette-correct
Duke over Syracuse-wrong

Reason #14,789 why we support Larry Stone

From his blog:

On the Mariner's "clubhouse issues"

While Geoff details the improvement in clubhouse mood -- and I witnessed it myself -- I don't see that as overly influential in their record. I think, for the most part, their clubhouse was dysfunctional last year because they sucked, not the other way around.

Elite Eight results

Benton Ricci: 2 of 4 correct, 8 points
Donny Heidelberg: 2 of 4 correct, 8 points
Kevin Endejan: 1 of 4 correct, 4 points
Mrs. FishBear: 1 of 4 correct, 4 points
Neil Comisioneru: 1 of 4 correct, 4 points
John Darby: 1 of 4 correct, 4 points
Nick Capron: 1 of 4 correct, 4 points
FishBear; 0 of 4 correct, 0 points
John Whitely: 0 of 4 correct, 0 points
Drew Ferrari: 0 of 4 correct, 0 points
Hunter Covert: 1 of 4 correct, 4 points

FishBear
Louisville over Michigan State-WRONG
Memphis over UConn-WRONG
Pitt over Duke-WRONG
Oklahoma over North Carolina-WRONG

Benton Ricci
Louisville over Kansas-WRONG
UConn over Memphis-CORRECT
Villanova over Pitt-CORRECT
Gonzaga over Syracuse-WRONG

Kevin Endejan
Louisville over USC-WRONG
UConn over Memphis-CORRECT
Pitt over Villanova-WRONG
Oklahoma over North Carolina-WRONG

Donny Heidelberg
Louisville over Michigan State-WRONG
Memphis over UConn-WRONG
Villanova over Pitt-CORRECT
North Carolina over Oklahoma-CORRECT

John Darby
Louisville over Kansas-WRONG
Memphis over UConn-WRONG
Pitt over Duke-WRONG
North Carolina over Oklahoma-CORRECT

John Whitely
West Virginia over Louisville-WRONG
Memphis over UConn-WRONG
Pitt over Texas-WRONG
Oklahoma over North Carolina-WRONG

Nick Capron
Louisville over Michigan State-WRONG
Memphis over UConn-WRONG
Pitt over Villanova-WRONG
North Carolina over Syracuse-CORRECT

Mrs. FishBear
Louisville over Kansas-WRONG
Memphis over UConn-WRONG
Pitt over Duke-WRONG
North Carolina over Syracuse-CORRECT

Drew Ferrari
Wake Forest over Michigan State-WRONG
Memphis over Washington-WRONG
Pitt over UCLA-WRONG
Gonzaga over Syracuse-WRONG

Neil Comisioneru
Wake Forest over Michigan State-WRONG
Memphis over UConn-WRONG
Pitt over Duke-WRONG
North Carolina over Syracuse-CORRECT

Hunter Covert
Michigan State over Louisville -Correct
Marquette over Washington-WRONG
Duke over Florida State-WRONG
Syracuse over North Carolina-WRONG

Sweet 16 picks

Donny Heidelberg: 7 of 8 correct, 21 points
FishBear: 6 of 8 correct, 18 points
Nick Capron: 6 of 8 correct, 18 points
Kevin Endejan: 5 of 8 correct, 15 points
John Darby: 5 of 8 correct, 15 points
John Whitely: 5 of 8 correct, 15 points
Benton Ricci: 4 of 8 correct, 12 points
Mrs. FishBear: 4 of 8 correct, 12 points
Neil Comisioneru: 4 of 8 correct, 12 points
Drew Ferrari: 3 of 8 correct, 9 points
Hunter Covert: 3 of 8 correct, 9 points

FishBear
Louisville over Wake Forest-CORRECT
Michigan State over West Virginia-CORRECT
UConn over Washington - CORRECT
Memphis over Missouri - WRONG
Pitt over Florida State - CORRECT
Duke over Villanova -WRONG
North Carolina over Gonzaga-CORRECT
Oklahoma over Arizona State-CORRECT

Benton Ricci
Louisville over Cleveland State-CORRECT
Kansas over USC-WRONG
UConn over Washington -CORRECT
Memphis over Missouri -WRONG
Pitt over Florida State -CORRECT
Villanova over Duke -CORRECT
Gonzaga over North Carolina-WRONG
Syracuse over Oklahoma-WRONG

Kevin Endejan
Louisville over Wake Forest-CORRECT
USC over West Virgina - WRONG
UConn over Washington - CORRECT
Memphis over Missouri - WRONG
Pitt over Florida State - WRONG
Villanova over Duke - CORRECT
North Carolina over Gonzaga-CORRECT
Oklahoma over Arizona State-CORRECT

Donny Heidelberg
Louisville over Wake Forest-CORRECT
Michigan State over West Virginia-CORRECT
UConn over Washington - CORRECT
Memphis over Marquette -WRONG
Pitt over Florida State -CORRECT
Villanova over Duke - CORRECT
North Carolina over Gonzaga-CORRECT
Oklahoma over Arizona State-CORRECT

John Darby
Louisville over Wake Forest-CORRECT
Kansas over Michigan State-WRONG
UConn over Purdue -CORRECT
Memphis over Marquette -WRONG
Pitt over Xavier - CORRECT
Duke over Villanova -WRONG
North Carolina over Gonzaga-CORRECT
Oklahoma over Syracuse-CORRECT

John Whitely
Louisville over Wake Forest-CORRECT
West Virginia over Michigan State -WRONG
UConn over Purdue -CORRECT
Memphis over Missouri -WRONG
Pitt over Xavier -CORRECT
Texas over UCLA -WRONG
North Carolina over Illinois-CORRECT
Oklahoma over Arizona State-CORRECT

Nick Capron
Louisville over Wake Forest-CORRECT
Michigan State over West Virginia-CORRECT
UConn over Washington - CORRECT
Memphis over Missouri - WRONG
Pitt over Xavier - CORRECT
Villanova over Duke - CORRECT
North Carolina over Illinois-CORRECT
Syracuse over Oklahoma-WRONG

Mrs. FishBear
Louisville over Wake Forest-CORRECT
Kansas over Michigan State-WRONG
UConn over Purdue - CORRECT
Memphis over Missouri -WRONG
Pitt over Xavier - CORRECT
Duke over UCLA -WRONG
North Carolina over Gonzaga-CORRECT
Syracuse over Oklahoma-WRONG

Drew Ferrari
Louisville over Wake Forest-CORRECT
Michigan State over Kansas-CORRECT
Washington over UConn - WRONG
Memphis over Missouri - WRONG
Pitt over Florida State -CORRECT
UCLA over Duke -WRONG
Gonzaga over North Carolina-WRONG
Syracuse over Oklahoma-WRONG

Neil Comisioneru
Wake Forest over Louisville - WRONG
Michigan State over West Virginia-CORRECT
UConn over Purdue - CORRECT
Memphis over Marquette -WRONG
Pitt over Florida State -CORRECT
Duke over UCLA- WRONG
North Carolina over Gonzaga-CORRECT
Syracuse over Oklahoma-WRONG

Hunter Covert
Louisville over Wake Forest-CORRECT
Michigan State over Kansas-CORRECT
Washington over UConn - WRONG
Marquette over Memphis -WRONG
Florida State over PItt - WRONG
Duke over Villanova - WRONG
North Carolina over Illinois-CORRECT
Syracuse over Clemson-WRONG

Second Round Results

Mrs. FishBear: 14 of 16 correct, 28 points
Benton Ricci: 12 of 16 correct, 24 points
John Darby: 12 of 16 correct, 24 points
Nick Capron: 12 of 16 correct, 24 points
Drew Ferrari: 12 of 16 correct, 24 points
Neil Comisioneru: 12 of 16 correct, 24 points
FishBear: 11 of 16 correct, 22 points
Kevin Endejan: 10 of 16 correct, 20 points
Donny Heidelberg: 10 of 16 correct, 20 points
John Whitely: 10 of 16 correct, 20 points
Hunter Covert: 10 of 16 correct, 20 points

Updated standings on the top right portion of the page