Thursday, October 23, 2008

How do you heckle in Sweden?


If you guessed throwing dildo's on the ice, you're correct.

Editor's note: I have no idea how you pluralize dildo's? Dildoes? Dildi?

That's what happened at this Stockholm-based AIK game in Sweden, creating what might be the greatest headline in all of sports history: Swedish hockey fans delay match with dildo downpour.

The taunts were towards Jan Huokka, a defenseman with the Leksand squad, and self-proclaimed dildo lover. Turns out somebody got their hands on Jan's cell phone, and found a video of the d-man scoring on his own goal. As in he was using the dildo on himself (for all you slow people out there).

My god.

5 comments:

RYE-BREAD said...

HAHAHAHAHAH WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Old Man said...

For once Fishbear, you have left me speechless. What can be said about this? It does make you wonder though, as this is a hockey defenseman, just what kind of a deviant is a hockey forward or goalie? A ref is understandable as self love is part of their life.

Anonymous said...

Wow. I could only imagine what that'd look like. Remember vanbeesbrouck having to hide in the net as a storm of rats flew onto the ice in florida? yeah, make that dildos. yikes

Anonymous said...

I threw a dildo at Mike Burns once

Joe the plumber said...

fishbear you smell like used underwear. You know the kind that is a little browned and hasn't been washed. Like its been fermenting in a gym bag for 6 months. Your story about dildos probably hits home a little bit. As your first sexual experience involved a homless man a goat a midget and a man with no legs. You werent quite ready for what was going to happen but you never wanted to see a dildo after that. Congrats on being awarded gay mens digest "taker" of the year.

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