Jay Cutler is a bitch.
There I said it and really, it needed to be said. Because of his stupid ugly face and intolerable haircut, I bet lots of people talk about how they'd "kick that douche in the nuts", but really, if I ever saw Jay Cutler, honestly, I would kick him in the face.
See the above picture? That's the google image result for "Jay Cutler is a douche". Try it if you don't believe me. If you do a regular google search of "Jay Cutler is a douche", you get 10,300 results. That's because everyone hates Jay Cutler, except faggy Bears fans who refuse to believe they gave the house to get a total turd. I'd rather have Kyle "Neckbeard" Orton than Jay Cutler. Actually I'd rather have Randy Orton as my QB than Jay Cutler.
I remember the days when quarterbacks ate lightning and shit thunder. Now, all because new Bronco's coach Josh McDaniels didn't invite Jay to his birthday party, well that made Jay real unhappylike, so he started crying. If Joe Montana was around, odds are he would kick Jay Cutler in the face too.
Jay Cutler went to Vanderbilt. You know who else went to Vanderbilt? Al fucking Gore. That's not a coincidence.
In short, fuck Jay Cutler.
